Not My Division

maledictor:

I wish I could be there to witness all the people who don’t know how to pronounce Les Miserables getting their movie tickets 

(via notdaredevil)

humanbeingdisaster:

When you die, you go all the way back to the study room. So…

(via notdaredevil)

Here's what I heard when Stark met Banner in the movie:

Tony: LET'S BE BFF ALWAYS

Bruce: But I could kill you all and I wouldn't even be able to control myself-

Tony: BFF

Bruce: You're not getting the severity of the situation-

Tony: BEST

Bruce: Mr. Stark you have to-

Tony: FRIENDS

Bruce: Tony-

Tony: FOREVER

flaxxxen:

Dr. Alan Grant appreciation life

THE LAST OF HIS BREED

(via lug0si)

“Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?”

In which Tony Stark moves through life taking two steps forward, one step back.

Please watch in HD and fullscreen if possible! Rambling and thanks here. :)

(Source: youtube.com, via wugs)

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(Source: partouse, via sweetbabygoose)


Despite what a lot of people have been trying to tell me, Loki is, in fact, a villain.

Despite what a lot of people have been trying to tell me, Loki is, in fact, a villain.

(Source: bartonesque, via wugs)

Math is the only place where I hear a person buying 60 watermelons.

alltheladiesyouhate:

“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“

I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”

DIABETES, MAYBE???


oh like we haven’t all bought 30 pounds of candy at some point in our lives